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Chinese Farmer Blows off Hands, Makes Bionic Hands in His Garage

Sun Jifa is pretty manly. When he lost both of his hands when a fishing explosive exploded in his home (Exhibit A: He fishes with explosives) he spent the next 8 years building a pair of bionic arms out of steel (Exhibit B: He knows how to make stuff out of steel) and has since created over a 1,000 pairs of hands for other amputees charging half of what a hospital would charge (Exhibit C: He’s a man of the people). Also, he made himself two hands…without hands. Think about that, then pick up the contents of your skull.